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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 16:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Origami structures unfold into seamless surfaces for deployable applications - Phys.org

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why does Biden not understand how the high inflation which he has caused in the last 2 1/2 years is making life difficult for retirees and seniors?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dakota Johnson Uses Tissue to Cover Cleavage Amid Wardrobe Malfunction - Yahoo

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Who are your 5 top Hollywood Silver Screen legends?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Why Does Your Brain Go Blank? - Newser

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Scientists Just Discovered a Lost Ancient Culture That Vanished - 404 Media

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors